The BluesAs I tried to open the door to the local joke shop i found that it was locked. This was really weird for a thursday afternoon, the window bars werent even down yet so i knocked on the glass. A small elderly man walked out from the back with a disturbed look on his face. He opened the door and spoke.The Blues
"what do you want?!" he growled
"I wanted to come in and look around to find something but the door was locked..are you closed?" i asked.
His face contorted like he was sucking on a lemon
"well the door is locked isnt it?!" he asked angrily.
"yea it was...but
Cats mistakeCat was walking down the hallway one especially boring day at school when she ran into her friend Mark.Cats mistake
"hey mark! whats up?" she asked.
"nothin much, just waitin for class to start." he replied.
Cat was wearing a tight cream colored button up blouse which showed off her amazingly large chest. She had on tight black panst which made if easy to see her round bubble-butt. She also was wearing a red belt.
Holding out a can of Coke, mark asks, "you want to finish this soda? im sick of it."
"sure, im dieing of thirst." Cat replies with a smile on her face. &nb
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